“Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker,” quoth the great Linus Van Pelt.
I love Linus. He tells it like it is. And of the pumpkin patch, he adds:
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.